The cleaning fairy visited my apartment. Things are spotless and I had nothing to do with it. This hasn’t happened in years.
I am stoked. I also received a post card in the mail. This is also great.
Sweet little treats from all angles. Or did I make a typo and the treats are coming from all angels?!?!
Nope, angles…. I’m an atheist.
Yet I believe in cleaning fairy.
That mofo is real.
Hung over…! And just extra hungry all day!
This really didn’t deserve that many exclamation points.
MAYBE I SHOULD TRY SOME CAPS LOCK INSTEAD
And this is my Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
I repeated almost everything I said today at babysitting 10 times if not more and started to have flashbacks to my mother saying stuff about being a broken record. “Hello wall!”
And that is karma at it’s purest form.
Ever since I started babysitting I’ve been sick with various low grade problems.
WILL I EVER GET BETTERRRRRRR?
Wah. I was so healthy for so long before this. But I also had less money. Woo. I can afford cough drops.
Also I have a few hygiene fails and pet peeves to list about where I am babysitting.
1. I don’t like it when people stack anything on cutting boards and then use the cutting board or thing they stacked on it. Way to spread whatever everywhere. Ewwww purse on cutting board that was probably on a bathroom floor that day? Ick.
2. Plastic dishes are the WORST to wash.
3. No. I do not want to eat off plates that are cracked or where the pottery glaze has chipped away. Bacteria party. Have fun getting sick.
4. How about scrape all the food off the dishes before adding water and soap to the sink. And the letting the dishes soak till the water gets cold. Puke. I’d rather you just leave the dishes alone completely after stacking. Soaking like that just makes all the gross oil adhere to the plastic dishes. Bleah. No one wants to wash dishes with chunks of food flying around.